"I just want one Christmas where I’m not emotionally devastated."
continuity at its finest
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade
i’m fucking crying
his face is terrifying
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
*drops out of school like its hot*
one watermelon fresh from the manure fields your spookiness
today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door
its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
strike a pose
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.